PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Drunk is not a location!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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