Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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