Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
