Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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