Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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