I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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