just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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