yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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