I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Found your dick twin last night
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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