Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
