I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Even my vagina gasped.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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