Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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