O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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