You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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