real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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