im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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