How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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