After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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