I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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