Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
