Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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