Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The air taste purple.
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