I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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