Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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