belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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