Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
