when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Your penis caused this!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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