She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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