I heard we made out
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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