explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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