she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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