Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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