He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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