O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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