I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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