dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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