On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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