well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Enjoy the penises
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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