help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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