Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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