Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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