And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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