You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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