this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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