I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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