her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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