those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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