You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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