Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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