yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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