So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
