2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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