Dual....:-)
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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